Tuesday, July 28, 2009

At work...

This just happened:
Coworker sits across a cubic-hall from me.

Coworker: "Hey [boss], I got an extra sausage biscuit. Do you want it?"

Boss: "No thanks."

Coworker (to the whole department): "Hey! Does anyone want a sausage biscuit?"

[Pause]

Me: "Sure, I'll take it!"

Coworker (mumbled to boss): "You sure?"

Boss: "Yeah."

Then I get the biscuit.

Does that seem weird or am I just paranoid?

2 comments:

joe.peebles said...

You are weird and paranoid. Wait - is that not what you were asking?

Two things to watch for today:
1) sudden strong feelings of attraction for coworkers or staplers, or
2) dying.

Good luck!

Anonymous said...

You got issues