Tuesday, July 28, 2009

At work...

This just happened:
Coworker sits across a cubic-hall from me.

Coworker: "Hey [boss], I got an extra sausage biscuit. Do you want it?"

Boss: "No thanks."

Coworker (to the whole department): "Hey! Does anyone want a sausage biscuit?"

[Pause]

Me: "Sure, I'll take it!"

Coworker (mumbled to boss): "You sure?"

Boss: "Yeah."

Then I get the biscuit.

Does that seem weird or am I just paranoid?

Monday, July 6, 2009

Funny to me

Last night I was hanging out with some friends. One young lady was telling a guy (who happens to be African-American) about a restaurant she recently visited: "Yeah, it's called Cuisine of India."

I said, "Actually, it's call Queen of India, she just translated it into ebonics for you."

That was really funny to me... and nobody else.